This is a pen and ink cartoon called "Why Bungee Nursing Never Caught On". The operating room chaos would be hysterical.
I couldn't tell you how many times we were ready to go and had to wait on a surgeon. It was a lot.
Never Trust a Man
This is something an attending physician told me when I was on a pediatric rotation in medical school: "Never trust a man" (at least as a baby!).
The surgeon asks if this is the anesthesiologist's "subtle" way of hinting the surgeon was "a bit messy" last time. Between blood sprays and other fluids it could get messy.
Did You Forget...
During a code, it's important to always say "All Clear" so no one is touching the patient when you try to shock the heart back into working. Otherwise...
This is an old colored pencil cartoon I drew in medical school and one of the few I have from that period.
I wrote this at 2am on call when a surgeon said this in surprise. You have to understand that if you cut one loop of bowel, you have two ends. If you cut two loops, you have four ends. But three ends?